if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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