i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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