My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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