yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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