PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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