Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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