If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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