He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The air was thick with penises
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'd cum for enchiladas.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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