You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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