I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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