I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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