and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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I have peed in a lot of sinks
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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