My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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