Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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