carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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