The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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