do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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