No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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