nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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