I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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