ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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