worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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