if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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