this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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