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i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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