just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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