At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound