Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I am never drinking with the goths again.