I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going