ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.