READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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