I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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