Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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