What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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