Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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