did you get engaged???
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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