I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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