It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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