I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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