they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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