1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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