Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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