I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
My nipple is on Facebook.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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