Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
