let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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