Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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