worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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