You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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