do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
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i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
now i know why i became what i already was.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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