Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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