dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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