Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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