HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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