'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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