the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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