By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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