i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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