It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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