But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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